luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via ha-ze)

misandry-mermaid:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

I love the attention and support that Emma is getting, but I have to say I really hate the idea of anti-rape grassroots activism is being labeled a “sexual revolution”. 

(via petertchaikowsky)

heavvymetalqueen:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

admittedly the tupperware avalanche one does speak to me in deep personal ways

(via magical-music)

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via clarusmagnus-plays-the-horn)

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

(via you-vibrate-my-eardrums)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via mostlyjustcats)

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(Source: thehobodad, via opus72)

andrewquo:

dainty—dreamer:

thebutterflytales:

rubyfrikenmay:

parar-mirar-escuchar:

sexypies:

andrewquo:

WHY CONSENT DOESN’T MATTER

i was about to get so upset with him omg

Just watch it to the end before spitting fireballs xD I promise it’s not sexist bull

It’s nice to know there are guys like him today

Seriously love him. Just watch it. It’s not what you’d expect.

One of my favorite videos of 2014

(via sweaty-and-ready-for-spaghetti)

Carefully setting a note and still missing it

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

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