The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern…
Last lie I told: my mom asked if I knew where the remote was and I said no because I knew if I said yea she would make me get it for her I was feeling lazy.
Someone I care about: Well she’s basically an awesome friend and she is always there when I’m sad and need lots of coffee and crying to feel better. I had a really terrible day recently (and it was like a pre-planned sort of terrible so she kind of knew that I would need her that day) and she rescheduled dinner plans with her family so she could be there for me. And when I called her in tears she drove me to target and bought like a 10 dollar bag of chocolate and we just spent the afternoon/night eating chocolate and watching The Devil Wears Prada and being sad and yeah. She made a terrible day a lot better.
If you haven’t heard Beethoven’s 9th symphony, don’t feel bad. He hasn’t either.
YO THAS FUCKED UP
THIS IS NOT FAIR
Too soon, man. Too soon.
It’s been 187 years