parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts

(Source: artechoke, via you-vibrate-my-eardrums)

comedycentral:

Jon Stewart and Jessica Williams discussed catcalling on last night’s Daily Show. Click here to watch.

(via singingheffalump)

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

(Source: yodiscrepo, via famousmusician)

anal-weed:

happynervosa:

He is trapped

free him

(Source: idiod, via mildlymisanthropic)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via idiotfather)

(Source: glennoconnell, via idiotfather)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

(via idiotfather)

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

(via that-trumpet-guy)

breadbowling:

ahhh yes i am a big fan of classical music! *plays wmyb*

(via nickyplayspiccolo)